Two Gallants: Seuss Style

1: I met a mam who steals from her fam and pays for my tram. Tis not a sham.

2: To know such a mam is worth quite a ham, and better a gram than giving a damn.

1: Meet my sweet lamb and see the scam, simply follow where I am.

The meeting:

1: There is the dame that I do claim and have no shame, what was her name?

2: Her, the ugly one? She looks like no fun and her big bun heft near a ton.

Later, while eating Peas:

1: Every year I do grow with no increase in dough, no woman to sow.

2: Look, here is a gold, from that woman I told. To have and to hold!